1. juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--

    romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?

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  3. Baby: m..m..m-

    Mother: memes?

    Baby: mama

    Mother:

    Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment

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  5. mrhandleysdeathscene:

Motor neurones

    mrhandleysdeathscene:

    Motor neurones

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  6. highlyover-rated:

    Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

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  7. jzk:

holy shit

    jzk:

    holy shit

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